You wanna know about Audemars Piguet, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s a fancy watch, real fancy. Folks with money like ’em. They got these things called Royal Oaks, people go crazy for ’em. Used to be you had to wait forever to get one, but now, they say you can get it in just a few weeks. Imagine that!
Where to find ’em? Well, they got this place in Switzerland. That’s where all them fancy watches come from. But if you’re in Hong Kong, they got a store there too. In somethin’ called the “ifc mall.” Fancy name, huh? They just opened up a new space, so it’s probably all shiny and new.
- They got a Facebook and Twitter, whatever those things are. Kids these days with their gadgets.
- They got a phone number and a website too, if you’re into that sort of thing.
- Says here they got a “Cybo Score” of 3.5. Don’t ask me what that means. Sounds like gibberish to me.
Wanna see the watches in person? You can go to their store. They say you can “experience” them. Like they’re gonna talk to ya or somethin’. Or if your watch is broken, they can fix it for ya. They call it “serviced.” Sounds fancy, but it just means they fix it.
This ifc mall, it’s got more than just watches. They got this “Observatory Deck” where you can see everything. And shops and places to eat. Probably cost a pretty penny, though.
How much they cost? Lord have mercy, they ain’t cheap! Heard tell they can cost anywhere from a few thousand dollars to a whole lot more. Like, enough to buy a house! Average price is around $37,000, whatever that means. Enough to make your head spin, that’s for sure.
Audemars Piguet, they got an office in Hong Kong too. Something about “printing equipment” and “retail traders.” Don’t know what all that means, but it sounds important. They been around a long time, these folks.
So, if you got the money and wanna show off, get yourself an Audemars Piguet. Just remember, they ain’t cheap. And you can find ’em in Switzerland or Hong Kong. If you’re lookin’ for the Hong Kong office, they got hours and all that. Just ask ’em.
That’s all I know about them fancy watches. Now, where’s my tea?
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