Oh honey, you wanna know if your watch, that fancy Audemars Piguet thing, is real or not? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t that hard to figure out if you been fooled.
First thing, don’t be a dummy and pay too little. You think somethin’ that good comes cheap? If you got a steal, it’s probably a steal ’cause it’s fake! Real good stuff costs real good money.
- Now, look at the back of that watch. See them little words and numbers? They should be neat and tidy, not all scratched up like a chicken did it.
- And that number, it’s gotta match the papers they gave ya. No papers? Well, that ain’t a good sign, is it?
The thickness, yeah, how thick it is. Fake ones, they’re like pancakes, too thick. The real deal, it’s just right. You can feel it.
The glow-in-the-dark bits, they should be smooth and glowy, not all patchy and weird. If it looks like a bad paint job, well, you got your answer.
And another thing, them fancy watches, they come from a real fancy place, Switzerland. They got papers, a certificate thingy, that says it’s real. No paper, no real watch.
You gotta check the feel of it too. Is it heavy? Real ones got some weight to ’em. Light as a feather? Probably fake as a three dollar bill.
Take it to a real shop, you know, a fancy one where they sell these things. They can tell ya for sure if it’s real or not. Don’t go askin’ your cousin’s friend, he don’t know nothin’.
If you paid a whole bunch of money, you better make sure it’s real. Don’t let nobody fool ya. And if it’s fake, well, you learned a lesson, didn’t ya? Don’t go buyin’ fancy things from strangers.
Remember, if somethin’ seems too good to be true, it probably is. You want a real Audemars Piguet? You gotta pay for it, honey. No shortcuts.
Tags: Audemars Piguet, Fake Watch, Authenticity, Watch Guide
