Well, let me tell ya ’bout this watch thingy, the Samsung Galaxy Watch 5 Pro 45mm, the black one. My grandkids got me one, said it’s “smart.” Hmph, smarter than me, maybe! It’s big, this watch, real big on my skinny wrist. Takes up half my arm, feels like. But it’s got a nice, shiny face, black like a crow’s feather.
They say it tells time. Well, duh, every watch tells time! But this one, it does more stuff. Like, it counts my steps. Don’t know why I need that, I walk plenty fetchin’ chickens and tendin’ the garden. But it says I walk a lot, this watch does. Makes me feel like I’m doin’ somethin’ good, I guess.
And this watch, it buzzes! All the time! Vibrates on my wrist like a trapped fly. Scared me half to death first time. Turns out, it’s tellin’ me things. Like, someone called. Or someone sent a message. Messages? On a watch? Who needs that? Just come talk to me in person, I say!
- It’s black. Like night. Or a good cup of coffee.
- It’s big. Almost too big. But you can see it good.
- It buzzes. Like a bee. Lets you know things.
They say it tracks your sleep, too. Sleep? I sleep when I’m tired, wake up when the rooster crows. What’s there to track? But this watch, it tells me how much I toss and turn. Says I don’t sleep deep enough. Well, who does at my age, I ask ya? Too many aches and pains to sleep like a baby.
Oh, and it tells me the weather! That’s somethin’ useful, I suppose. No need to look out the window no more. Just tap the watch and it says if it’s gonna rain or shine. Though, I can usually feel it in my bones before the watch tells me.
My grandkids showed me how to change the face of the watch. Different pictures and colors. Fancy stuff. I picked one with big numbers, easier to see with my old eyes. They got flowers and animals and all sorts of nonsense. Don’t need that, just need to know what time it is.
They say you can swim with it, this watch. Waterproof, they call it. Well, I ain’t goin’ swimmin’ anytime soon, too cold for that. But I did wash dishes with it on, and it still works. So, I guess it’s waterproof alright.
Now, this watch, it needs charing. Like a phone. Every night, I gotta plug it in. One more thing to remember! And it’s got buttons, lots of buttons. I press ’em sometimes, and things happen. Don’t know what I did, but somethin’ changes on the screen. Confusin’, I tell ya!
They say it’s expensive, this watch. Don’t know why, it just tells time and buzzes. But the grandkids seem to like it. They say it’s “modern” and “stylish.” Stylish? Me? With this big black thing on my arm? I don’t know about that.
But I’m gettin’ used to it, this watch. It’s kinda handy, I suppose. Tells me the time, counts my steps, buzzes at me. Keeps me on my toes, that’s for sure. And it’s black, matches everything. Even my old apron.
So, if you want a big, black watch that does more than just tell time, this Samsung Galaxy Watch 5 Pro 45mm might be for you. It’s a bit fancy for my taste, but it does the job. And it’s black. Did I mention it’s black?
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