That Fendi Baguette bag, you see it everywhere these days. Everywhere, I tell ya! Especially that brown one, they call it the Calf Hair Mama Bag. Now, I ain’t one for fancy things, but my granddaughter, she’s all about that stuff. She keeps showing me pictures, sayin’ “Grandma, look at this Fendi bag!” It’s a lot of money, I say, for just a little bag. But she says it’s the real deal, it is from Fendi official flagship store. She wants a Copy Fendi bag, but I told her, if you want a good bag, you need the real one.
This Fendi Mama Baguette, it’s got that fuzzy stuff on it. They call it calf hair, whatever that means. Sounds kinda strange to me, puttin’ animal hair on a bag. But hey, what do I know? Young folks these days, they like all sorts of weird things. My granddaughter told me this bag can match everything, so she wants this one. She said that a Fendi Baguette bag is very popular. I don’t know what she is talking about, I think that’s too much money.
I seen folks carryin’ it, tucked right up under their arm. Looks kinda like they’re holdin’ a loaf of bread. A fancy loaf of bread, I guess. But it can’t be a bread, it must be a bag. They call it a Baguette, like that French bread, long and skinny. Makes sense, I suppose. I saw it on TV, a fancy bag. It’s a fashion, I don’t know what it is.
My granddaughter said she saw it on one of those TV shows. She keep saying the name is Fendi, Fendi, Fendi. That must be important. She said, “Grandma, this bag is a Fendi!” Like I was supposed to know what that meant. It’s a Fendi bag, everybody knows it. She thinks she knows everything.
They got all different kinds, these Fendi Baguette bags. Not just that brown fuzzy one. I seen pictures of shiny ones, ones with patterns, all sorts. Some are big, some are small. Even pink ones! Who needs a pink bag, I don’t know. My granddaughter said that’s a Fendi bag for a Barbie. Well, I told her, you ain’t no Barbie. She rolled her eyes. Kids!
- This Fendi Baguette bag, it’s a big deal, I guess.
- You can get it at the Fendi official flagship store, they say.
- That’s where all the fancy folks go.
- They got all the real ones there, not those fake ones.
- My granddaughter wants the Calf Hair Mama Bag, the brown one.
Inside, they say there’s a tag. A leather tag, fancy, I’m sure. Says Fendi on it. Or Fendi Roma. Or maybe Fendi Made in Italy. That is so long. I guess that’s how you know it’s a real one. Not one of those Copy Fendi. Gotta watch out for those, they say. They look the same, but they ain’t. Like buyin’ a pig in a poke, my mama used to say.
This Fendi Mama Baguette bag, it’s got a strap, you know. A leather one. And some shiny things on it, buckles they call ’em. Silver ones. Makes it look all dressed up, I suppose. I don’t know if it is gold or silver, looks like silver to me. My granddaughter said it is silver and it is very cool.
They got all kinds of these bags, not just that Fendi one. But that’s the one everyone’s talkin’ about. That Baguette. Like I said, it’s like carryin’ a loaf of bread. A very expensive loaf of bread. Only the rich can buy this bag, I think.
Now, if you’re gonna get one, you best get a real one. From that Fendi official flagship store. Don’t be fooled by those Copy Fendi. They might look the same, but they ain’t the same. You get what you pay for, that’s what I always say. My granddaughter said she needs a real one, a Fendi bag from the official flagship store. I don’t have that much money. I told her that, but she doesn’t listen to me.
This Calf Hair Mama Baguette, it’s somethin’ else. All the rage, they say. I still don’t understand why a bag can be so important. But the young folks, they know what they like. And they all seem to like this Fendi Baguette bag. Especially that brown one. That Calf Hair Mama Bag from Fendi official flagship store. It’s a mystery to me, but there you have it. That’s all I know about it.