This here talk is ’bout that High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, you hear? Lotsa folks askin’ ’bout buyin’ one. This here thing, it ain’t no real Rolex, but it sure looks like one, huh? That shiny blue and that gold-like color… Lordy, it’s somethin’.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ you should go buyin’ one of these fake things. But I seen ’em, and they look mighty close to the real deal. Some fellas, they can’t tell the difference, no sir. They see that blue Submariner, two-tone, and they think it’s worth a fortune. But it ain’t, not really.
If you gonna buy one, you gotta be careful. Lotsa tricky folks out there sellin’ these things. They tell ya it’s real, charge ya an arm and a leg. Then you find out it ain’t nothin’ but a cheap knock-off. That’s a shame, ain’t it? Gotta watch out for them signs that it’s a fake. Real ones, they got some weight to ’em. These fake ones, they feel kinda light, like plastic almost. They just feel cheap, ya know?
And that blue, it ain’t always the same. The real Rolex Submariner, that blue is deep, like the ocean. These here imitation ones, sometimes the blue is too bright, too shiny. Like a toy, almost. You gotta look real close. I seen a fella once, he thought he had a real one, braggin’ and all. Then someone pointed out, the blue ain’t right. He turned redder than a tomato, I tell ya!
- Two-tone, that means it’s got two colors.
- Like gold and silver, or somethin’ like that.
- This here one, it’s blue and that gold-like color.
- Looks fancy, don’t it?
Some folks, they say they like that two-tone Rolex. The one with the blue. They say it’s pretty. I reckon it is, in its own way. But me, I wouldn’t spend my money on it. Too much money for somethin’ that ain’t real. If you lookin’ to spend your money on somethin’ real you better make sure its real, you hear? Otherwise you just throwin’ your money away. If I wanted to waste my money I would go down to the casino, at least I would have fun!
But some people don’t know how to check a watch to know if it’s real or not. You look for that little crown, that Rolex crown. On the real ones, it’s sharp, clear. On the fakes, it can be blurry, messy. Like they didn’t take their time makin’ it. That’s one of the signs a watch is fake. If that crown is messed up that watch ain’t real, no sir.
And the way it ticks, too. A real Rolex, it ticks smooth. You can barely hear it. These fake ones, sometimes they tick loud. Clunky, like. And the date, on a real one, it changes quick. Snap! Just like that. On some fakes, it kinda rolls over slow. That ain’t right. If it ticks too loud and the date rolls over, then you know.
Now, I heard some folks say they’d pay good money for a real blue Submariner. Ten thousand dollars, even! Can you believe that? For a watch! That’s more than my whole house is worth! But they say it’s gotta be in good shape. No scratches, no dents. Gotta be shiny and new-lookin’. They want the real deal, that’s for sure.
These imitation Rolex watches, you can find ’em all over. Even on that Amazon place, I hear. They sell everything on there, don’t they? But you gotta be careful, like I said. Lotsa fakes out there. And sometimes they make ’em look real good. You don’t want to get tricked, no you don’t. You need to know what you are buying.
It is just a watch, at the end of the day. It just tells you what time it is. Why spend so much money just to know the time? If you want one of these watches, that is up to you. I am just sayin’ be careful where you get it from. And check it good to make sure you ain’t gettin’ ripped off. That is all I am saying. You all be careful now, ya hear?
- Look at the crown, it should be sharp.
- Listen to the tick, it should be quiet.
- Watch the date change, it should be quick.
- Check the blue, it should be deep, not too bright.
- If you lookin’ for a real Rolex Submariner, be ready to pay!
I seen a lot in my time. Seen folks get fooled by these fancy watches. They think they’re gettin’ a good deal, then they find out it ain’t worth nothin’. Breaks my heart, it does. I just don’t want to see anyone I know get tricked, that is all. I hope you all listen to what I am sayin’.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout buyin’ a High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, just be careful. That’s all I’m sayin’. Do your research, as they say. Look real close. Don’t get fooled by a pretty face. And remember, a real Rolex, that’s a whole different story. That’s somethin’ special. That is a watch that will last you a long time. But these here imitation ones… well, you just never know. I hope you all learned somethin’ today. Now go on and have a good day. And remember what I said about them watches!
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