This here, this Rolex, ain’t no ordinary watch, ya hear? It’s a high imitation, they call it. Looks just like the real deal, but it ain’t gonna cost ya an arm and a leg. This one, it’s a two-tone, black Submariner, they say. Fancy words for a watch that looks good and keeps good time, that’s all I know.
Now, I seen a lot of watches in my day. Shiny ones, plain ones, some that tick loud enough to wake the dead. But this Rolex Submariner, it’s somethin’ else. Got that black face, like the bottom of a well on a moonless night. And that gold color, mixed in with the other, it catches the light somethin’ fierce. Makes ya feel like a somebody, just wearin’ it.
They say it’s an original order. What that means, I ain’t too sure. Maybe it means it’s made just like the real Rolex watches, piece by piece. Like bakin’ a cake, ya gotta have all the right ingredients, or it ain’t gonna taste right. Same with these watches, I reckon.
- Black face, like a coal mine
- Two colors, shiny and bright
- Submariner, that’s a word for ya
- Original order, whatever that is
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout how to tell if a Rolex is real or not. They got all these fancy ways. Look at the hands, they say. If the minute hand is too long, it ain’t real. Well, who’s got time to be squintin’ at a watch hand? If it tells the time, that’s good enough for me.
They got numbers on these Rolex watches, too. 16618, 116619. Sounds like some kinda secret code. And the price! Lord have mercy, the price of the real ones! They say one costs $33,495, another one $42. That’s more money than I seen in my whole life! Who needs that kinda money on their wrist? Not me. This high imitation Rolex does the job just fine.
This black Submariner, it’s got that little circle thing on the face, makes the numbers look bigger. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, so that’s a help. And it’s got that band, they call it a bracelet. Feels heavy, like it’s made of somethin’ real, somethin’ solid. Not like them flimsy watches that break if ya look at ’em too hard.
Ya know, my grandson, he’s always on that internet thing. He told me folks buy these high imitation Rolex watches all the time. They want to look like they got money, but they don’t wanna spend it all on a watch. Smart, I say. Why spend a fortune when ya can get somethin’ that looks just as good for a whole lot less?
This two-tone Submariner, it’s a good lookin’ watch. It ain’t too flashy, but it ain’t plain neither. It’s just right. Like a good pair of shoes, ya know? Comfortable, stylish, and they get the job done. I reckon this watch would be good for a man or a woman. Don’t matter. If ya like it, ya wear it. That’s what I always say.
- High imitation, looks like the real thing
- Rolex, a name everyone knows
- Two-tone, that’s black and gold together
- Submariner, a fancy word for a watch
I seen folks wearin’ these Rolex watches everywhere. Down at the market, at church, even at the bingo hall. They look good, no matter where ya go. This black one, it’d go with anything. Jeans, a dress, even your Sunday best. It just works. And ain’t that what it’s all about? Findin’ somethin’ that works for you, somethin’ that makes ya feel good?
Now, I ain’t sayin’ this high imitation Rolex is gonna make ya a millionaire. But it might make ya feel like one. And sometimes, that’s all that matters. That little bit of somethin’ special, somethin’ that makes ya stand out from the crowd. Like a sunflower in a field of weeds, ya know? Just a little somethin’ to brighten up your day.
This two-tone black Submariner, original order, it’s a good watch. A solid watch. It ain’t gonna break the bank, but it’ll sure make ya look like a million bucks. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? That’s really somethin’. I think I might just get one for myself. After all, a lady deserves a little somethin’ nice every now and then, don’t she? Yes, sir, she surely does. This Rolex Submariner is just the ticket, I reckon.
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