Hey, you young folks! You ever hear ’bout them fancy Copy Fendi bags? My granddaughter, she’s always on that internet, showin’ me pictures. She keeps talkin’ ’bout this one, this…this Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? I told her, “Girl, you need that like you need a hole in your head!” But she keeps goin’ on and on about it. Says it’s all the rage.
She says you can find ’em in some online store, these CopyFendi things. Now, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout buyin’ stuff from the computer. Back in my day, you went to the store, you saw what you wanted, you paid for it, and you went home. Simple as that. This newfangled way, seems like a whole lot of fuss to me. But these young’uns, they love their internets and their CopyFendi bags.
This bag, it’s brown, she says. Like the color of old Bessie, our cow. And it’s made of, get this, calf hair. Now, what in tarnation is calf hair doin’ on a purse? I told her, “Sounds like they just throwin’ anything on these bags nowadays!” But she just rolls her eyes and says it’s “fashion.” Fashion, my foot!
- This bag is made of calf hair.
- It’s brown color.
- My granddaughter wants one.
- You can buy it online.
I seen a picture of it, though. It’s kinda small, I guess. Not like my big ol’ tote bag that can hold everything but the kitchen sink. This Copy Fendi Baguette thing, it’s more like a little pouch. She says it’s ’bout 12.5 somethin’ wide and 9 somethin’ tall. She told me all these numbers, like I’m supposed to know what they mean. 5 somethin’ deep, and 8 somethin’ handle. I don’t know, seems small to me. Can’t fit much in there, I reckon. Maybe a lipstick and a couple of dollar bills.
She says it’s a “Mama Baguette.” What’s that even mean? Is it for mamas? I’m a mama, and a grandma, too! But I don’t need no fancy bag to tell me that. And “baguette”? That’s that long, skinny bread, ain’t it? Why they callin’ a purse a bread? These young folks and their words, I swear…
This CopyFendi, it’s all brown and furry. Like I said, made of that calf hair. And it’s got some regular leather on it, too, I think. The strap and some other parts. Least that makes a little sense. Leather’s good for straps. Strong, you know. But calf hair? Still don’t get that part.
She told me this bag is old, from 2008 or somethin’. Says it’s “retro.” Retro. Like that’s a good thing. I told her, “Honey, I got things older than that in my closet!” But she just laughs. She says it’s a “collectible,” this CopyFendi Calf Hair Mama Baguette. Like folks collect them, like stamps or them little porcelain dolls. Imagine that, collectin’ purses!
- This Copy Fendi bag is from 2008.
- It’s called “retro.”
- People collect these bags.
She keeps goin’ on about findin’ a “good deal” for these CopyFendi bags online. Says there’s lots of ’em out there, new and used. Used! Who wants a used purse? I mean, I guess if it’s cheap… But still. I always bought my things new. But these young people, they don’t mind used, I reckon. As long as it’s one of them CopyFendi bags, they don’t care.
She says there’s a whole bunch of these Brown Bags on this Fendi place online. All kinds of brown bags. Big ones, small ones, probably even more of them calf hair ones. I told her, “A bag’s a bag, honey. Why you need it to be brown and furry?” But she just shakes her head. Doesn’t understand, I guess.
And people write about these CopyFendi bags, too! She showed me on her phone. Folks writin’ what they think ’bout ’em. “Reviews,” she calls ’em. Like they’re movie stars or somethin’, these bags. And they say if they get it fast, they call that “delivery”. Imagine that. We just used to call that gettin’ your mail. Free delivery if you buy enough of them, I guess. That’s what she said.
Well, I guess if it makes her happy, this CopyFendi Calf Hair Mama Baguette Brown Bag. But me, I’ll stick to my old tote bag. It might not be fancy, but it gets the job done. And it ain’t made of no calf hair, thank goodness! These online stores sell everything, I tell you. Everything except common sense.
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