You see, this here watch, the Patek Philippe, they call it. Big, fancy name. Sounds like some kinda fancy soup, huh? This one, it’s the Calatrava 5226G-001. Don’t ask me what all them letters and numbers mean. But I hear folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s a real good one. A classic style, they say. I reckon it looks kinda plain, but what do I know?
Now, this ain’t the real deal. No, sir. This here is a remake. Like when you use the old flour sack to make a new dress. It looks like the real one, but it ain’t gonna cost ya near as much. You save a lot of money. My neighbour, she always says, “Penny saved is a penny earned.” This is the best way to save money, believe me! The real ones, you gotta wait and wait. Like waitin’ for the rain in July. Could be a year, could be eight, who knows! They say it’s ’cause everyone wants ’em. High demand, I reckon. And they don’t make too many, like when you plant the squash and only get a few come up. Limited supply, that’s what it is.
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