This OMEGA, this Speedmaster thing, what a fancy name! I heard folks talking ’bout it. They say it’s a good watch. Good for what? I don’t know. But, I gotta write about this OMEGA Speedmaster Chronoscope, whatever that means. Original order, they say. Sounds important, I guess.
They say these Speedmaster watches, they cost a lot. Some cost a little, some cost a whole heap. Like $500, someone said. That’s a lot of eggs, I tell ya! And some, they say, go for $35,000. Who spends that much on a watch? Must be city folk. They say the usual price is around $4,000. Still too much for my liking. I stick to my old clock. It tells time just fine.
- This one fella told me ’bout some special ones.
- Said they don’t make many of ’em.
- Those are the ones that cost a lot, he said.
- Said they’re good for keepin’ money in, like a piggy bank but fancier.
OMEGA Moonwatch, that’s another one they talk about. Sounds like somethin’ from outer space. They say it’s like the old one, the one they wore on the moon. Black dial, they said. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. And some crystal thing. Sounds fragile. I bet it breaks easy. This thing, it’s been the same for years, they tell me. Like my old shoes, I suppose, just won’t quit.
This one time, I heard, there was this really old Speedmaster from 1957. That was a long time ago. They made a big fuss over it, something history. My old watch is pretty old too. But, nobody’s making a fuss over it. It can tell time, date. That’s what is important.
Now, if you’re gonna get one of these fancy Speedmaster watches, they say you gotta know how to use it. There’s this little knob on the side, they call it a crown. Sounds like somethin’ a king would wear. You gotta twist it or somethin’. Seems like a lot of work just to tell the time. If you want this watch, you need to find it first. They say go to some special shops. Authorized, they call them. Must be fancy places.
Someone told me that you can find these OMEGA Speedmaster Chronoscope watches online. But you have to be careful of those online things. I heard many stories. Some say it’s free shipping. But who knows what you’ll get. You might find a good one, they say. Some rich folks sell these watches, they say for more than $10,000. That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life.
OMEGA Speedmaster, they say it is good and pretty. If you like that kind of thing. And this Chronoscope one, well, it’s just another one of them. They say it tells the time good. Well, that’s what a watch is supposed to do, ain’t it? If you got the money, I guess you can get one. Me? I’ll stick to my old clock. It might not be fancy, but it does the job. I guess this is what they want, this Original order. They want you to buy these things. If you want to buy this thing, you do you.
These fancy watches, they’re all the same to me. Big names, big prices. But, if you like it, that’s all matter. They tell time. That’s important. This OMEGA Speedmaster Chronoscope is just another one. Maybe it’s good, maybe it’s not. But, if it makes you happy, that’s all that matters. I guess.
They say this OMEGA Speedmaster Chronoscope is a good watch. It is reliable. I don’t know what that means. It tells time, I guess. That’s all a watch needs to do. But people like these fancy things. I just hope they don’t get cheated. That’s all I have to say about this thing. I hope it is good. I hope this is what they want me to say. This original thing.